Showing posts with label Charlotte Hornets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charlotte Hornets. Show all posts

Monday, September 7, 2026

2026 NBA Offseason Grade (Southeast Division)

ATLANTA HAWKS: C-

The Hawks were the feel-good team of the East last season, holding the sole distinction of being the only squad to win two games against the Knicks in the postseason.  Even though no one was really expecting them to win the series, the energy was really positive - right up until Game 6, when dudes got their asses bust so thoroughly that it's amazing they didn't break out in tears on court.  Even the braintrust and owners shoulda been crying about that shit.

Usually, when you have a promising team lose like that, the offseason goal is to prepare themselves to face the same nemesis the next year.  And that's where Atlanta has totally failed.  What they needed to counteract a squad like NYK is size.  Yet by the looks of things, there isn't a single notable big on the entire roster.  I understand why maybe they didn't want to hold onto Kuminga or Risacher.  But damn, what was the backup plan while sacrificing that height?

The Hawks are also one of those teams who, unfortunately for them, are still stuck in the smallball era.  Their biggest offseason acquisition was Lu Dort, i.e. one of the many OKC players who got nephewed by Wemby.  Logic would dictate that his perimeter defense will help a bit against a wing-heavy team like NYK.  But as other squads in the conference have bulked up, you know, it's doesn't really look like Atlanta took a step forward.

CHARLOTTE HORNETS: A

I really like what the Hornets have done this offseason, moving past the streetball era.  When the best scorer on the roster gets ignored during the postseason, something has to change.

By the looks of things, the moves they've made, most notably getting rid of LaMelo Ball and taking in Naz Reid - hasn't really impressed pundits.  But the way I see it, that was borderline perfect, with dudes like Knueppel and Miller on the roster, deserving more shine than a player like Ball would allot.  All this team needs is the right kind of player(s) to run point, i.e. dudes that won't chuck, which now they apparently have.  They may not be contenders yet but are on the right path and should at least make the playoffs proper(?).

MIAMI HEAT: A-

The acquisition of Giannis felt really good for about two days, until Normal Powell decided to bounce, after Miami had already parted ways with Herro and Jacquez.  That shit sucked the air out of me for a moment.

But at the same time, it's like no excuses because, oh sh*t, Giannis and Bam are on the same team, buttressed by Wiggins, now giving the Heat the best frontcourt in the league, over Philly, OKC, NYK or whoever.  Or, something like that.  No other contender with a big frontcourt is better suited to defend both the post and the perimeter.

The rest of the roster may leave something to be desired, but it isn't that bad.  The acquisition of an inspired Klay Thompson will likely prove huge in some cases, and don't forget he and Wiggins were championship teammates in the past.  And the best thing about it is, if any braintrust can make it work, it's Miami, though you would imagine they may pickup another notable G during the season.

ORLANDO MAGIC: B

Okay, so when dudes went out an acquired Desmond Bane, even though they needed a big more, the logic was that the following season, i.e. this offseason, they would upgrade the frontcourt.  And well, if you consider Vucevic a difference maker, I mean he has averaged a double-double cumulatively throughout his career, though, as with his recent stint in Boston, it isn't likely he's going to be getting a lot of touches surrounded by the Magic's chucks.

Indeed, after committing to Bane, it's like they no longer even had the dough to chase a more noteworthy big.  But again, it ain't like Vucevic is a bum, as much as it was the Celtics not really valuing his presence.

Also, remember last season, the Magic took the Pistons to seven games, if I remember correctly, even though Franz Wagner was injured, and imo they would have won the series if he wasn't.  So I mean yeah, progress has been achieved, I guess, though the downside is that the braintrust, by committing so much money to Franz, having forced themselves into a position that their fate more or less lies in his iffy health.

WASHINGTON WIZARDS: A

This isn't purely an offseason grade but considering all the moves the Wizards have made since February.  Not only do they now, all of a sudden, have the best mix of young and veteran stars in the league.  But also, more than anything, the roster is actually compatible, with a number of options that can be mixed and matched, if the coaching staff is worth its salt.

Last season, too much of the onus was put on young, unproven players.  This coming season, opponents are going to have a hard time keeping up with them, while simultaneously counteracting the vets.  Dudes have like 10 rotation-worthy players, which is something most teams cannot boast of at all.

The only thing that can fuck it up - and why I didn't want to rush to give dudes an A+ - is (#1) if AD goes diva and demands a trade and (#2) if Trae Young chucks, as is tradition.  Young has averaged nearly 9 assists throughout his career but is still deemed as someone who doesn't pass the ball enough.  And as for AD, you know, as a 7-footer, he doesn't like to play inside.  But with Sarr and Ayton also on the roster, I guess we can just finally love Anthony for who he is, tho pairing those types is probably going to leave something to be desired in terms of perimeter defense.

CONCLUSION

In any event, you have to give it to the Wizards for recognizing that we're no longer in the smallball era.  There's other teams in the Southeast who, by the looks of things, it's going to take them awhile to really catch on. 

The Heat may appear as the only true contenders in the division, but don't sleep on the Magic, if healthy, despite their lack of depth.  The Wizards are also the sleeper team of the entire Eastern Conference - remember you heard it here first.  The Southeast may have only one A-list franchise, but I'm looking forward to at least 4 out of these 5 squads making the playoffs.

Saturday, June 27, 2026

Trade Talk: Ball vs. Reid

I believe the Hornets got the best of this trade, because at least their strategy is theoretically discernible.  But as for the T-Wolves, I can’t imagine why they would trade Reid for Ball, besides future draft picks, unless the goal is to sell more tickets.

BYE, BYE BALL

I totally understand why Charlotte traded ‘Melo.  Under his leadership, which lasted over half a decade, they haven’t really accomplished shit in terms of actually winning.  That is up until last season when, after the All-Star Break, they unexpectedly became competitive, even one of the best teams in the East (during the regular season).  But logically speaking, that wasn’t as much due to Ball, whose been around for a minute, as it was the newer presence of Kon Knueppel.

Having both of them wasn’t the problem in and of itself.  The more outstanding players you have, the better - if they can all get along.  So the real problem was Ball exposing himself as the chuck he is during the postseason.  There's a lot of chucks in the NBA these days.  But in order to rationalize that kind of behavior, year after year, you have to be a really good one, like Luka or Spider.

I don’t feel like looking up stats right now.  But based on what I observed with my own naked eyes, during this postseason it wasn’t that opponents neutralized Knueppel as much as it was him not getting the ball in positions he could score (if at all).  And that’s hella odd considering that, even as a rookie, he’s the team’s most potent offensive threat.

I don’t think his teammates intentionally phased him out(?).  I think it was more like Ball and co. got caught up in the moment, you know, like their first postseason appearance ever and sorta forgot that Kon was even out there.

Kneuppel’s name sounds foreign, but for all intents and purposes, he’s an American whiteboy.  And with that in mind, note that there hasn’t been a dominant American whiteboy in the NBA since Larry Bird, who retired like 40 years ago.  Or another way of putting it is that, you have to actually play team basketball with an American whiteboy by your side, in the very least during the early stages of his career.

But instead, during the postseason the Hornets reverted back to that freestyle, let’s say Black brand of basketball that defined them before Kon’s arrival, and there were a couple of things wrong with that approach.  First and most disrespectfully was the fact that they likely wouldn’t have made the postseason without him.  It was like biting the hand that fed you, so to speak.

And second is that the streetball approach doesn’t result in rings anyway, unless you have the very best athletes on your roster.  Or let me say that the only time it did work (on a championship level) was when Lebron and Wade teamed up, both in their prime and arguably the two most athletic NBAers at the time.  And that’s the reason you see a lot of teams failing these days, including the likes of the Spurs(?).  You’re not likely to win a freestyle battle if the other team is stronger than you.  And meanwhile, NBAers don’t reach their max strength until they start nearing 30.

With that in mind, maybe it would have been better if they traded Ball for a pass-first PG.  But those types of players, especially on the younger side, don’t really exist anymore.  So the next best thing is to adopt more of a positionless style, which makes Reid a perfect fit, since he can do it all.  And I also think Miller will benefit more from organized basketball.  So I’m totally expecting the Hornets to be better next season, i.e. making the Playoffs instead of Play-Ins.

MILES BRIDGES - THE ODD MAN OUT

I found it interesting that the couple of articles I read about the trade seemed to not even mention Miles Bridges, like he doesn’t even exist anymore.  I’ve seen shoutouts to Knueppel and Miller and White and even Charlotte’s C whose name I can’t remember, but nothing of Bridges.  He may not be a borderline allstar anymore, but at the same time, he isn’t a slouch either (though he takes too many jumpshots imo).

I would speculate that domestic violence incident from a couple of years ago is still haunting his career.  In order to come out of some shit like that with your standing unaffected, you have to be an A+ lister, like Tyson for instance.

But that said, as it currently stands, the Hornets have more depth than they’re being recognized for.  The pundits are insinuating that Reid will supplant Bridges.  But what I’m envisioning is something like the two of them starting together.

ODD MAN OUT NUMBER 2: JULIUS RANDLE

It’s hard being a Julius Randle fan, and believe me, I’ve tried.  But after that series against the Spurs, again, who actually knows what’s going on with these players?

When one of your team’s stars suddenly becomes a nonfactor at the most-pivotal point of the season, you know, these guys are professionals, so that shit seems inexplicable or inexcusable.  So yeah, being banished to the Nets feels like a proper punishment for a borderline allstar lacking postseason potency.  But on the low, Randle + Porter Jr. should be one of the better F combinations in the East.

WHAT IS MINNESOTA TRYING TO ACHIEVE?

If you look at Minnesota’s history over the last 10+ years, this hasn’t been a team lacking talent.  They’ve had combinations such as KAT + Wiggins + LaVine, KAT + Wiggins + Butler and KAT + Edwards + Gobert, which are all more or less superteams on paper.

Looking at that sentence, it may seem like KAT was the problem, but keep in mind that he’s moved on to a championship, while the Wolves, this past season, have digressed.  In fact, I would say these last couple of years is the most-balanced roster they’ve had since the early-aughts, and maybe that injury to DiVincenzo was more significant than most of us realize(?).

In any event, if we were to single out an individual opponent who cost the Wolves their season, that of course would be Wemby.  So if he’s your biggest problem, why would you trade Naz Reid - the one player on your roster closest to Victor’s height/weight(?) - for a PG?

Granted, San Antonio’s Gs also outplayed those of Minnesota.  But even if Ball + Edwards + Dosunmu are able to outplay Castle + Fox + Harper, who’s going to guard Wemby?  Gobert may have had his moments but obviously is too old to hang with Victor for an entire series.  And that’s not an insult, because who can defend him one-on-one anyway?

So I would imagine, I mean I don’t know.  Minnesota is one of those organizations that you always hear about having an (overly-)expensive roster.  But I would imagine, since they got rid of both Reid and Randle, that they’re in the market for a 4, someone who could actually help against Victor.  And that would most logically be Mitchell Robinson, a free agent who, in the Wemby Era, I would imagine is the hottest commodity this offseason, even moreso than the likes of Lebron or whoever else is available.

All of that considered, I would speculate that this move on the part of Minnesota is more about selling tickets than winning a championship.  You know, if you can’t bring home the ring, at least be popular.  And now the T-wolves are definitely must watch - that is until Ball and/or Edwards inevitably gets hurt.

CONCLUSION

I wouldn’t call this past season a failure for Minnesota because, even at full strength, there’s no guarantee they would have beat the Spurs.  So I think with this trade(s), unless they have solid plan to acquire a quality 4, the braintrust sorta panicked.  And what may have compelled them to do so is fear of Edwards demanding out, you know, when you look at the way he behaved in Game 6 vs. the Spurs.

But as for Charlotte, their vision is clearer.  The decision came down to popularity vs. winning, and they chose the latter.  Or maybe, they’re able to perceive that as a team, nothing makes you more popular than actually winning.  The second half of last season must’ve felt really refreshing, finally winning for a change, and they want to build on that instead of once again fizzling out.  Sometimes, it isn’t losing as much as it is the way you lose.

Friday, May 1, 2026

2026 Play-In Elimination Ruminations: Warriors, Clippers, Heat, Hornets

WARRIORS (1-1)

Here's how influential Steph Curry is.  Now that he can no longer consistently win games on some miracle 3-pointer shit, the whole entire rest of the league is shifting back towards the inside game.  When he's on, everyone is encouraged.  And when he's off, they come back down to reality.

This is something I've been predicting for awhile.  The world moves in cycles, and it was only a matter of time before NBAers began realizing the value of attacking the paint again.  However, I thought it would be due to emergence of a dominant big, not the decline of Steph and the rise of SGA.

All Steph appears to need, even at this aged stage of his career, is an all-star level player on the side.  In their first game of the Play-Ins, when they knocked off the Clippers, that player was Porzingis.

Kristaps has also been a recurring subject on this blog over the years.  When he's on, he's undoubtedly on of the best players in the league - a European version of Wembanyama(?), if you will   The thing tho is his health is such that you can't even rely on him for two games in a row.  Remember that when the Celtics won their championship is 2024, he didn't even play in like half of the postseason games.

So if you revisit that loss to the Suns, when Curry was walking off the court afterwards crying, shaking the hands of all of his teammates, you'll notice that he sneered at Porzingis.  It isn't his fault, Steph.  If as a team you find yourself relying on Kristaps's consistently for whatevr reason, then you're doomed.  And Golden State's braintrust has long lost their marbles, even gambling on the health of a late-30s Jimmy Butler.

LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS (0-1)

I hope Kawhi isn't forced to leave or whatever TF is going on out there.  I would argue that the Clippers are a better team than the Warriors but unfortunately caught the latter on a hot night, when Porzingis surprisingly decided to show up.

Sometimes, I don't think Leonard even realizes how good he actually is.  He's an alpha who doesn't even need to be on a superteam.  That last championship he won, he was the undisputed alpha.

I understand that he's another player whose health you can't rely on.  But I think the Clippers should continue to build a team that can without him though without adding someone who would minimize his leadership.

So if the Clippers do retain his services, I'm hoping that Los Angeles doesn't go out looking for another perennial allstar unless maybe Giannis.  But if he does leave, it'll be interesting to see him go to the Nuggets, who look like they're about to embark on some type of rebuild.

MIAMI HEAT (0-1)

I'm just going to go ahead and say it - the Heat could've really used Terry Rozier who, despite not being an allstar, is an above-average scoring point.  I know the temptation must be great, but sometimes when dudes go out doing their thing, wearing x-ray glasses to poker games and shit like that, they need to think about their teams also, like how they'll be affected once you're caught.

You can't just go out and replace a player like Rozier without giving up something in return.  Maybe the NBA will introduce a "Felon's Exception", so that teams whose players are in trouble with the law can get a little bit of extra dough to replace them.

CHARLOTTE HORNETS (1-1)

Entering the postseason, the ROY was Knueppel's to lose, and lose it he did.  Dude just totally disappeared when his team needed him most.

I didn't really see enough of those games to understand why.  Maybe it was the jitters?  Maybe his teammates were so amped up that they ignored him?  Maybe a little bit of both?  I don't know.

Charlotte can be considered one of those teams that's built for perimeter play.  So now you have someone like Banchero - finally being incepted maybe - using his big, strong body attacking the rim instead of playing pansy jumpshot.  Even Franz Wagner was attacking the rim.  And the result?  The Hornets were not equipped to do anything about it.

In any event, taking for granted they'll make the postseason next year, this team needs to focus on keeping Kon involved, even in big games.  Maybe he'll mature enough on his own in the meantime to learn how to make his presence felt.

Finally, the Hornets were able to turn things around and look formidable, after like decades in obscurity, only to win one postseason game due to the opposing squad losing their best player and then getting blown out in the next.  Reason for optimism?  I don't know, but this looks like a team that can finally start focusing on its frontcourt instead of always adding guards. 

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

260415 NBA Play-In Ruminations


HORNETS DEFEAT HEAT IN CHARLOTTE

This was a really close game, which makes you wonder what the outcome would have been if Adebayo were able to play throughout.  Now, they're saying that injury he suffered in the second quarter was the result of a dirty play on the part LaMelo Ball.  Oh well, this isn't the first time a franchise player was taken out in a playoffs series by a dirty play.  But you would hope the powers-that-be can come up with a more fitting punishment than just a fine.  Maybe, they should penalize Ball by having him sit out after the first 1.5 quarters of the Hornets next game.

BRANDON MILLER

I remember when Charlotte fans booed when Miller was drafted.  But in the small sample I've seen, he looks like the perfect 2guard to play alongside chucking 1guards like Ball and White.

KEL'EL WARE

"Semi-Wemby" did a good job filling in for Adebayo.  Ware appears to be starting material, which makes you sorta question his future with Miami since they already have Bam.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE (HEAT)?

I had big hopes for Miami this season, and, as much as I hate to say it, I think the loss of Rozier is more impactful than a lot of people think.  "Lil Chauncey" has never been an all-star, but he's always been a talented scorer.

My biggest issue with the Heat is that they appear to lack on-court structure.  Based on the highlights, they were relying heavily on iso plays.  This is why I've been suggesting for years that they might as well let Bam be the defacto (starting) point (if Jacquez is going to continue coming off the bench).  That may actually work, with Ware at the 5.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE (HORNETS)?

I wasn't overly impressed by the way the Hornets won.  I know that the NBA is now a three-point league(?), and Charlotte has some exceptional chucks - I mean shooters - but over reliance on threes is never ideal.  They also appear to be undersized in the post.

But that said, what they lack in size and structure, they make up in youthful energy, which can take you far in sports.  Also, I am kinda glad they won, you know, like their uniforms are more colorful, and the playoffs in the Eastern Conference, which always seems to feature the same teams, may be different this year.


BLAZERS DEFEATS SUNS IN PHOENIX

If you look at the boxscore, the only Suns' player who had a positive plus/minus is Dillon Brooks.  That's why he's one of my favorite players, even if he does sometimes pick fights he can't finish.  And even though the Suns' season isn't over (yet), I'm kinda hoping already that next year he finds himself on a better squad, maybe like the Magic, who can capitalize on his skillset more, you know, if Phoenix fails to make any type of notable upgrade.  It isn't ideal for this generation's Draymond(?) to be stuck on a middling team.

DEMI AVIDJA

I kinda slept on, so much so that I think this is the first time I've ever mentioned him in this blog.  But now that I've finally seem him play, his style style reminds me of Manu Ginobli though stronger(?) and more skilled.

JALEN GREEN

It's easy to love/hate Jalen.  He's mad talented, but when it comes to decision making, he has sorta that Westbrook energy about him.

MATISSE THYBULLE

Perhaps the last of the non-scoring defensive stoppers still in the league - so much so that I was thinking the Blazers waived him a long time ago.  When he made a key play late in the game, I was like 'oh shit, Thybulle is still around?'  And even tho I can't exactly explain why, it makes me happy to know he's still playing, like the league still has a place for pure (wing) defenders.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE (PHOENIX SUNS)?

Time for me to beat a dead horse - the Suns are still reeling from losing CP3.  What they don't  understand, going back to Booker + KD + Beal and subsequently with Booker + Green + Brooks, etc. is that if you have a roster full of talented, privy-to-shoot wings, then it's best to have a respected, pass-first PG to control them.  Pass-first PGs and furthermore respected ones are increasingly becoming a thing of the past, but there's still a couple of teams that can use them.  Like I don't fully understand why neither Paul nor Ben Simmons aren't currently signed.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE (PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS)?

In all likelihood the Blazers are going to get their asses bust by the Spurs, but at least they're a good watch.  In any event, even if they do lose in the First Round, I think their season can be considered a success.  2025-26 was supposed to be like a throwaway for them, but instead of tanking they've reestablished a winning culture.  And don't forget that next year, Dame is supposed to be back.

CONCLUSION

This was a thrilling first day of the 2026 Play-Ins, with both games going down to the wire.  But it's still kinda difficult to understand how all of this shit works with the brackets and everything.

Monday, August 11, 2025

If I Could Send One Player to Any Team (Southeast Division)

ATLANTA HAWKS (40-42) - BOL BOL

The Hawks have actually had one of the better braintrusts over the past few years, thoughyou wouldn't know it by their performance.  That team they sent to the ECF some seasons ago was poised to become the Thunder of the East but was derailed by internal conflict or whatever.  And even as far as trading Doncic for Trae, yes, Luka is a better all-around player, but Young may be preferable given certain types of roster construction.

On that latter note, for awhile I've been saying that Atlanta needs to build a team of lengthy, athletic, speedy players around Trae, and it appears that they've finally been incepted.  I've also been saying for some time that Porzingis is one of the best players in teh league, an all-time great even, if not for those damn injuries.  He recently announced that health-wise, he's feeling a lot better than he did last season.  But given his injury history, you can't take Kristaps' presence for granted.

So, I have to once again go with Bol Bol, a player who seemingly fits into the mold the ATL is constructing of versatile ballers who are quick enough to keep up with Young.  Part of me doesn't quite understand why Bol hasn't gotten more love in his career, considering that he's sort of a phenom.

I can also envision Kuminga on this roster.  But now, Jonathan is experiencing the downside of being a young, exceptional yet disgruntled player, i.e. being worth tens of millions, but the teams you may want to go to not being in a position to afford you.

CHARLOTTE HORNETS (19-63) - MO BAMBA

30 teams is a lot, i.e. it being almost impossible to follow them all, and the Hornets are one of the organizations that tends to get lost in the sauce.  And speaking of injured greats, on paper they have arguably the best young G core in the NBA.  But the star of show, LaMelo Ball, is a walking injury report, though at least now they've acquired ample backup at the point.

None of the true bigs on Charlotte's roster appear to be overly-impressive, so I'm about to go with another seemingly-forgotten one, Mo Bamba.  Again, I can't follow the entire NBA and even then wouldn't be privy to what goes on behind the scenes.  But his is a career trajectory that baffles me, i.e. why he hasn't afforded more minutes, though I would presume it has something to do with offensive limitations.  But being surrounded by guys like Ball, Sexton, Miller and Bridges, it isn't likely that any C the Hornets employ is going to be called upon to do a lot of shooting anyway.  So Bamba would be strictly a defensive addition, a player of the likes this team obviously needs.

MIAMI HEAT (37-45) - RUSSELL WESTBROOK

The Heat are going to be one of the top teams in the East next season - remember you heard it here first.  They have arguably the most-balanced roster in the conference, besides a winning, overachieving culture.  I wouldn't be totally surprised if they take the EC altogether, though that probably isn't likely given the regularity of injuries these days, coupled with their roster not being terribly deep.

I'm going with Russell Westbrook for a couple of reasons.  First of all, he can play any G position.  Second, he's one of the few PGs who can match, nay, surpass the defensive intensity of Davion Mitchell.  And these days, being able to defend the perimeter is even more important (against most teams) than locking down the post.

The ScapeGOAT is the most-polarizing NBA star of the early 21st century.  No one can deny his talent, and he remains more athletic, in his mid-to-late 30s, then 90% of the guys in the league.  I thought the structure of Denver would benefit him, and it did in a way, but in crunchtime they went with Christian Braun over Westbrook, one of the dumbest and most-insulting playoffs decisions I've ever seen.  Well, Miami also has that kind of structure that can capitalize on Russell's gifts without letting him go Hulk and destroy everything in his path.

ORLANDO MAGIC (41-41) - JONATHAN KUMINGA

The Magic remind me of the Mavericks from a couple of years back.  Their braintrust is so obsessed with perimeter players that they neglect their post needs.  I get it that players like Banchero and Wagner are, in actuality, pretty damn tall.  But they play like Gs, and Orlando's post presence of the Paolo era, from what I've observed, is virtually nonexistent.

I'm tempted to once again bigup Mo Bamba, but he actually had the best season of his career with the Magic a few years back, and they still let him go, so obviously he isn't the one.  Al Horford is another tempting prospect but may be too slow to keep up with Franz and the boys.  There's also Bol, who likewise had his best season with the Magic, but they decided not to retain his services.  Again, little to no respect for actual bigs.  And as for Jonathan Isaac, he's like the black Kristaps Porzingis(?).

So I'm gonna shift more to the fantasy side and go with Jonathan Kuminga.  He wouldn't be a perfect fit, as he's also been trained, despite being dumb tall, to play more like a G.  But he's more athletic than any of Orlando's current players and though not particularly a post player knows how to crash the board.  In hindsight, the Magic prolly should have made a play on DeAndre Ayton during the brief window he was available.

WASHINGTON WIZARDS (18-64) - JOSH GIDDEY

The Wizards suck so bad that despite representing the nation's capital, they're more or less irrelevant.  But at least now, it appears they have sort of a plan or structure.  There's other young teams out there that could really benefit from the presence of a player like Khris Middleton or C.J. McCollum.  So what Washington really needs right now is one of their young prospects to emerge as a star, and then everything should start falling into place.

I'm going with Josh Giddey because besides being an (restricted) free agent, he more or less averages a triple-double.  And whereas I have absolutely no idea who the starting PG on Washington is supposed to be (McCollum?), I would venture to say that this is a team that could use a pass-first general who can also score and rebound.  C.J. may end up running the point, but all things considered he'd probably better serve at the 2.

If this season also proves to be an utter disappointment, I think the Wizards should just give up on the youth movement.  The powers-that-be don't favor them in the draft, and their braintrust isn't particularly known for finding diamonds in the rough.  They'd probably be better off having McCollum + Middleton (+ Giddey?) serve as their foundation rather than any of these younger dudes.  But again, some of the youth have to shine so that at the very least they can be used as trade chips, probably being better served in terms of development with other organizations anyway.

Tuesday, August 27, 2024

2024-2025 Offseason Grades (Southeast Division)

ATLANTA HAWKS: F

The Hawks arguably have the most ass-backwards braintrust in the NBA.  Hard to believe that just three or four seasons ago, they were supposed to be the hot, up-and-coming young team in the East.

At the heart of the problem is the fact that Trae Young is not a franchise player, i.e. not being good enough to rationalize actually building a team around.  That's not insult, since 99% of the players in the league aren't of such caliber.  But in order to be a franchise cornerstone, you have to either be exceptional on both offense and defense or, if not much of a defensive player, then out of this world offensively.  Trae has his moments on offense, but he doesn't have the consistency of a Steph, Luka or even a Dame.  The NBA really promoted him around the time he first came into the league.  But it's like the Hawks' braintrust still has yet to realize that he isn't 'the one'.

When they acquired Dejounte Murray a couple of offseasons ago, that was a masterful move.  The compatibility of him and Young was always a question.  But then it was like if you get rid of one or the other, at least you could flip that player for a compatible all-star or a couple of above-average players, with at least one indisputable starter.

What does Atlanta do instead?  They trade Murray for a crop of role players, most notably Larry Nance Jr..  More importantly, I guess in the grand scheme of things, they got a couple of future first-rounders.  And you know, I'm not dissing Larry, Cody or any of the other guys they just scored.  But it's like here and now, role players aren't really the Hawks' problem.  And since they basically lost as many rotation players (if not more) than they've gained over the past couple of years, it's not like the team has gotten any deeper.

The icing on the cake is them choosing Zaccharie Risacher with the no. 1 pick.  I can't see the future and am not going to play myself by saying anything negative about Risacher as a player.  But you know, if you're going to lose, lose big.

No one was expecting a lot of this draft, so if you still opt to keep the number one pick, at least try to choose someone who can make the immediate impact this team needs.  You know what I'm saying?  Pick an Anthony Bennett or some shit.  Swing and miss instead of hoping that the pitcher walks you.

No one wants to hear that 'he may be a future role player' type shit.  If that's the case, that Atlanta has decided to draft a future role player (with the number one pick!), then maybe they should just engage in an outright rebuild and finally let Trae go to an organization that has like a better sense of direction.  And yes, I'm about to beat a dead horse - if they were going to prioritize keeping Young over everyone else, then they never should have traded John Collins, since he played alongside Trae just as good, if not better, than any other player on the roster.

Maybe in the future this will all make sense.  But for now I wouldn't want to be a Hawks' fan, looking forward to another season of  the team being led by Young - who will likely spend considerable time on the injured list - backed by an ever-rotating yet never-actually-improving cast of players.  For instance, might as well move on from De'Andre Hunter already.  Also, since he is a no. 1 pick, let Zaccharie start, even if he is a scrub or whatever.  The Hawks may surprise the world and actually be a winning team.  But if not, then at least try to be exciting and watch-worthy.

CHARLOTTE HORNETS: D

The problem I have with the Hornets is the same as it's been for the past two, three or maybe even four years already.  They're banking on LaMelo Ball, even though he has proven unbankable.

I don't like speaking bad about players' health.  There's few things as frustrating as witnessing a player or team unable to realize its potential due to injury issues.  I would like nothing more than to see Ball + Bridges actually make it to the playoffs.  But, it is what it is.  I don't have a crystal ball saying 'LaMelo will spend significant time on the injury list this coming season'.  But history has proven that's most likely the case.

The issue with these types of players aren't their on-court health per se.  Logic would dictate that yes, it's better to have a player like Ball on your team than not to have him.

The bigger issue is that - oh shit - he's making $200+ mil.  That's money that can be devoted to another superstar or two or even three other really good players who will be healthy enough to participate and make an impact over the long run.

That said, the roster of this team isn't half bad.  Miles Bridges is just as good as any other PF in the East who isn't a reigning all-star.  As for this dude KJ Thompson they just drafted, I didn't hear anything about him from the summer leagues.  But considering that he is a PG, he's probably going to be given ample run.  And that's what the Hornets need to do, have a sans-Ball contingency plan, i.e. being prepared to make the playoffs even if LaMelo potentially misses the entire season.

MIAMI HEAT: D+

The Heat tend to be one of the more-coveted free agent destinations.  So it's kinda surprising that their biggest (and only) acquisition this past summer, outside of the draft, has been Alec Burks.  It's also kinda painful to see Caleb Martin bounce, but he obviously already reached his Miami-based peak a couple of seasons ago.

As for their draft picks, the Heat's first-rounder, Kel'el Ware, represented in Summer League.  That's not surprising, as by this point people actually expect Miami's braintrust to overachieve with whatever hand their dealt.

And for the most part, this remains an impressive roster.  The Heat seem to be loaded at the G and wings while lacking depth upfront, but if Kel'el really does make an immediate impact, I may be wrong.  Also, these kind of lineups with focus more on speed, versatility and shooting are sorta common these days, especially in the East.  And if healthy, i.e. with Butler and Rozier, the Heat's roster is arguably just as impressive at the 1-3 as the Knicks, Sixers and Celtics.

So it's kinda hard to give them an offseason grade.  There's this old saying that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.  Whether or not Miami is 'broken' is a matter of perspective.  But given that they did have injury issues last postseason, you would at least think they would have gone wild and try to secure at least a borderline star, to mitigate the potential absence of Jimmy or whoever.  But for all we know, if given playing time, Ware may be in the ROY hunt.  Heat rookies are often given a chance, out of the gate, to prove themselves.  So out of all the teams on this list, I wouldn't be surprised if I graded the Heat's offseason to low.

ORLANDO MAGIC: B

I pride myself on not allowing the mainstream media dictate how I feel about teams, but in this case I relented.  That is to say, to be totally honest, I don't really see what the big deal is about Orlando acquiring KCP.  And the reason I say that is because, based on what I seen during the playoffs, their shortcomings weren't in the areas of three-point shooting and perimeter defense, which are his specialties.  Rather, what they seemed to lack was an interior presence, both offensively and defensively.  So I guess the trend of underestimating the need for bigmen continues.  But that said, I gave the Magic a B because the way everyone else is raving about the addition of KCP, then I have to assume that maybe there's something I'm missing.

One of the reasons I was tempted to give Orlando a lower grade is because I can't quite grasp how their braintrust concluded that Franz Wagner is a max player.  It has been pointed out that the only other players of his draft class who scored max extensions, like himself, have been Cade Cunningham and Scottie Barnes.  Those two may be overrated also, but at least they're unanimously considered to be franchise players, as their respective rosters currently stand.  Meanwhile, Wagner isn't even the alpha on his team.  But, you know, when you're dealing with money and those kinds of things, you know what I'm saying?

Meanwhile Markelle Fultz, who was a starter for the Magic last season - their best in years - remains in free agent limbo.  I guess the idea, if Orlando doesn't re-sign him, is to have KCP more or less fill his role.

If no other team picks up Markelle, it'll be sorta like the merciful end to his confusing career, the conclusion which I guess he didn't have the wherewithal to bring about himself.  But that said, I don't really see why the Magic wouldn't re-sign him, unless it's because of monetary issues, such as making up for overpaying Wagner.  And personally, given this current roster, I'd be surprised if Orlando makes it any further next season than they did last.

WASHINGTON WIZARDS: B+

Since writing my last post, Tyus Jones decided to sign with the Suns, which can prove big for Phoenix, if they decide to play the right way.  But that's a story for another day.  Washington meanwhile took that loss.  But they did sign Malcolm Brogdon, who could start in Jones's place and of course is one of the best shooters in the league.

Out of all garbage teams, the Wizards arguably have the most impressive roster.  On the low, Jones aside, they had a pretty impressive offseason.  Besides Brogdon they also scored Jonas Valanciunas, a starting-level European center, who are like the best types these days.  They also picked up Saddiq Bey who, from what I gathered, seemed to be a pretty good fit in Atlanta.  On top of that, they got Alex Sarr in the draft.  He had a really rough Summer League.  But at least, by the looks of things, if Sarr is a bust, the Wizards won't catch the type of flack that the Hawks will if Risacher proves the same.

Meanwhile, Washington still has Kyle Kuzma and, dare I say it, Jordan Poole.  I'm looking forward to Jordan reclaiming his mojo and having a bounce-back season.  Whether or not that's actually possible, without big brother Steph around, remains to be seen.  But at least I take satisfaction in believing that the Warriors must now regret letting him go like that.

CONCLUSION

Of out of the five teams in the Southwest, the biggest addition this offseason is considered to have been the Magic acquiring Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, an above-average role player.  Meanwhile, the Wizards scored two or maybe even three of such individuals.  But those moves flew under the radar, since no one is really expecting them to win.

Then, even with the number one pick in the draft, the Hawks look not only as if they failed to improve but may have even gotten worse.  So it's easy to conclude that, on the surface, this division has been the most underwhelming of the 2024 offseason.  And whereas Orlando did make a little bit noise last postseason, Miami, if healthy, remains the team to beat.   However, if Poole rediscovers his shot or the Wizards are somehow able to mesh otherwise, look out for Washington.

Monday, November 13, 2023

NBA Musings 231113 - Don't Forget About the Cavs

I'll be honest and say that I forgot to mention the Cavaliers in my last post while delineating the few teams that actually have the size to counteract the Nuggets.  It's like sometimes, I forget the Cavs even exist.  But I was reminded of their existence when they recently defeated the Warriors for the second time in as many weeks.  And one of the players who stood out was Evan Mobley who, btw, is visibly taller than anyone in the Dubs' rotation.

Although I can't find the link at the moment, Mobley was recently criticized, if I remember correctly, by a prominent member of the Cavs' braintrust, due to inability to shoot.  The argument was that, since Jarrett Allen likewise can't do so, then it doesn't pay to have two non-shooting bigs on the same squad, especially as starters.  That's how thinking is in today's NBA.  It's like shooting is even prioritized over defense which, all things considered, shouldn't be.

So perhaps Cleveland should be more focused on maximizing what they have as opposed to conforming to the makeup of other rosters.  Ideally, you fight fire with water, not fire with fire.  And with that in mind, in theory the Cavs are just as much in position to win the East as anyone else.  The Celtics may be better on the perimeter but not in the interior.  And as for the Sixers, having two quality defensive bigs to throw at Joel Embiid is definitely better than having just one.

KNICKS STARTING TO WIN AGAIN(?)

Last season I criticized the Knicks, reasserting that Randle was their alpha, and immediately after he went on a tear, and the team started winning.  I did the same thing a few days ago, and since then NYK has won three straight, even though all three of the teams they beat - the Spurs, Clippers and Hornets - are, as it currently stands, suspect.

Now, it is becoming more obvious that NYK's x-factor is RJ Barrett.  I'll be honest and say that for awhile there, I was starting to believe that dude was a bust or, in the very least, overrated.  But he keeps getting better.  And now, it's not unreasonable to speculate that Barrett may even be an allstar soon.

I also kinda slept on Immanuel Quickley, believing that he had already hit his ceiling.  Even from the time he was a rookie, Quickley, imo, has always been above-average in his position as backup PG.  But now it's like he's developed into a legitimate threat, someone that opposing teams have to be mindful of.

That said, it remains to be seen how the Knicks fare against teams that actually have their shit together.

SHOUTOUT TO TYRESE MAXEY

I was able to perceive Tyrese Maxey's superstar potential from the time he was an unknown rookie, back when Ben Simmons was still around.  Then, when Simmons refused to play and with Maxey starting at the point, the Sixers were still winning, as if nothing had changed.  So I was thinking to myself that when they did trade Ben, they would use the opportunity to acquire someone like an allstar level 3.  Instead they acquired Harden, in the process potentially stunting the progress of Tyrese, i.e. relegating him to third or fourth on the pecking order, even though he obviously deserved more.  But Maxey took it in stride instead of griping or demanding a trade (something that made me admire him even more), and in the long run, things are working out for the best.  Just don't forget who it was that first recognized he was a great player.

SHOUTOUT TO SCOOT HENDERSON

Scoot Henderson is injured again, as to have been expected, and he's also been stinking the joint up, as at least I expected.  It isn't his fault because, even if does prove to be a generational talent or whatever, it should have been obvious to the Blazers' braintrust that he isn't the type of rookie you start, especially not at point.  It'll be interesting to see what they do with Scoot when he returns.  But hopefully, it won't be throwing his ass right back into the fire.

THE RETURN OF MILES BRIDGES

LaMelo Ball may be the most-popular player on the Hornets, but imo Miles Bridges is the best, or at least he was a couple of seasons ago, even if he didn't make allstar.  Melo has a sound all-around game, but chuckin' PGs are common these days, and Charlotte's roster isn't good enough to capitalize on his passing abilities.  So in the grand scheme of things Miles was the more-valuable player, the type that you can win games with.

That said, even with Bridges and Ball, this squad isn't likely to make the playoffs.  Hornets' fans booed when they choose Brandon Miller over Scoot, but I believe now they realize that was a wise decision, which isn't something you hear often in relation to Charlotte.  Oh well.  At least with Bridges back, they'll be more entertaining to watch and currently have a better outlook than the Grizzlies, which definitely wasn't something I saw coming.

Saturday, July 8, 2023

Was Wemby's Summer Debut Really That Bad?

What I'm arguing in this post is based on watching highlights of Wembanyama's first Summer League game, not the entire game itself.  Yes, he did get dunked on hard, but that's because he was actually playing defense.  Due to his height and length he has an instant defensive presence, like those lanky players of old, the types who were only in the NBA because they're dumb tall.  But the difference is that he can actually play perimeter defense, like the way he swatted Miller's three.  Like it's rare you see a three-pointer actually get swatted out of the air like that, but that's the kinda defense you're likely going to need in today's 3pt-chuckin NBA.

Also, speaking of chuckin, the way I saw it dudes weren't passing him the ball enough.  That was okay with Julian Champagnie because first of all he was actually making his shots and second, he's already been in the NBA a couple of years.  But Blake Wesley, who was running the point, was also chuckin and like even getting his shit swatted.  He's a real fast player, and I see now he actually played for the Spurs last season.  And I know that dudes are like fighting for a roster spot.  But give the fans what they came to see, which isn't Wesley forcing his way to the basket and getting his shit pinned.

On the other side of the court, Brandon Miller finally had a good game, after the internet had a field day with his own less than stellar debut a few days earlier.  Dude has only been in the NBA for like a week or two and has already dealt with like Westbrook levels of unappreciation.  But if I were the Hornets I would have also picked him at number 2 because first of all, you can't be going style of substance too often.  And second, to my limited remembrance Scoot Henderson had a couple of chances to really impress this past year (like Wembanyama) but didn't, or at least not convincingly.  But I'm sure he'll be a fine fit if Dame sticks around, which is something I'm hoping to touch on in my next post.

CONCLUSION

It's obvious that Wembanyama is going to need to put on some weight.  I saw someone arguing otherwise on NBC a few days back, but that argument was obviously hasty.

I believe that Gregg Popovich is going to know how to use him.  In the Summer League, Victor is playing C, but I wouldn't be overly surprised if he plays SF or perhaps more realistically the 4 once the season actually being.  Now though I kinda wish that the Spurs had held onto Jakob Poeltl, because they're going to need a bigger (even if not taller), quality player alongside Wemby.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Post-Finals Ruminations

CONGRATS TO THE NUGGETS?

This feels like another one of those half-hearted congratulations because first of all, the Heat, imo, aren't even on the Nuggets level.  Miami may have taken the East, but in the grand scheme of things they aren't contenders.

Secondly, the team that should have given the Nuggets the most problem in the Playoffs, that being the Suns, were hobbled when they met.  Out of all the squads in the NBA, it's going to be most interesting to see that Phoenix does this offseason now that they're supposed to be waiving Chris Paul, as in who they're going to go out and pursue in his place.  With KD + Booker, it isn't like they actually have to chase another PG.  What they should rather be looking for is a player or two to compliment their stars, someone like Draymond I would argue, who could run the point if he has to but also can play any frontcourt position.  But what I personally believe is going to happen is the Suns going big-game hunting a landing someone, like a high-volume scorer, who doesn't fit.

There are also suggestions floating around that Bradley Beal may end up on the Heat.  That sounds like a perfect marriage to me, because everyone wants to know how Beal would look if he played for a contender, and the Wizards aren't serious for shit.  If they were, they would try to build on the fact that they one have the best frontcourts in the NBA.  But Kuzma is likely going to bounce anyway, and so it is with the Wizards, since like time immemorial.  Maybe the NBA will show them some love and let them win the draft next year.

I'm also one of the people who believe that the Nuggets may have a potential dynasty on their hands.  One thing you have to remember is that after themselves suffering from serious injury issues the last couple of years, this postseason they lucked out by rather facing two teams, the Timberwolves and Suns, who had notable health issues of their own, while this time around Denver were actually the healthy ones.  So that kinda stuff does matter, that the Nuggets got "lucky" this year by being healthy.  And if that trend continues, yeah, why not.  But I look forward to them making a notable addition their own this offseason, like while no one was else is looking.  And I still kinda advocate Mo Bamba going to this team, if they aren't going to play Thomas Bryant.

SHOUTOUT TO DOC RIVERS

Doc Rivers, who was recently fired, made some comments about Joel Embiid and the Beard.  And one thing he said that really stuck with me, that these players like Embiid and Ben Simmons and I guess you can also say Zion Williamson, like their careers are affected by the fact that after being drafted, they spend a year or two not playing.  Or as Doc put it, that "sets a tone", like they get mentally used to not playing.  And I thought that was pretty deep because it's easy for pundits, including myself, to like diss these guys for not being on the court.  But it takes an insider to know that there's actually psychological ramifications to being drafted (and paid) yet not being able to play for an extended period.  Like that would definitely begin to explain what appears to be Simmons' lackadaisical attitude.

FINALLY, A ZION TRADE?

That said, I questioned Zion Williamson's work ethic years ago, and I'm pretty sure that I stated at the beginning of this season that the Pelicans should think about trading him.  My argument is that either he or Ingram has to go, because they don't particularly play well together anyway.  But having both of them, since they're always injured, is sorta like insurance.  At any given time at least one of them is likely to be hurt, so it isn't like NO actually has the issue of them playing together anyway.  But that strategy isn't working well for them.

One big different between Williamson and Simmons is that when Zion plays, he always makes an impact.  So it would be kinda exciting to see him to go Charlotte, with LaMelo Ball.  Maybe the change of scenery would like invigorate him and do well for his health, if possible.  Also, if Miles Bridges comes back, then instantly the Hornets will have one of the most-athletics frontcourts in the league, one to be feared even.  But at this point, I'm not actually getting my hopes up in terms of Zion consistently playing.

Thursday, September 29, 2022

NBA Postseason Power Stinkings (Southwest Division)

I figured that I need to get these postseason "Power Stinkings" over and done with, since the NBA preseason is about to start.  Many analysts like to argue that the preseason is inconsequential, but I beg to differ, because it's during the preseason where teams with new pieces get to first see which lineups are compatible, and vice versa.  For example, I'm sure I mentioned around this same time last year that the Lakers going winless during the 2021-22 preseason was quite telling.  So what that means is that I can't do my true, final predictions for the upcoming season until post-preseason, hopefully, if like I have the time to write an article that long.

But until then, I can still blab about how franchises look as we currently speak.  And these are the Power Stinkings, meaning that we're not going to start this list off with the Grizzlies but rather the...

1.  CHARLOTTE HORNETS

Fullcourt basketball is largely a test of endurance, and that's especially true when you're playing over an 82 game season.  So at the beginning of last season the Hornets - young, dumb and full of cum - looked like a team on the rise.  Then as those long months progressed, they were exposed.  And now Miles Bridges, who I personally feel is their best player, well, it doesn't look like he'll be suiting up anytime soon.  In fact I personally believe that one of the reasons the Hornets fell off last season is because after the All-Star break, Bridges seemed more disinterested, probably because he got snubbed or whatever.

The Hornets also didn't re-sign Montrezl Harris, which would have really made sense esp now that Bridges ain't around.  So, I guess it's back to putting our faith in Gordon Hayward.

2.  HOUSTON ROCKETS

I don't particularly believe in youth movements, though they may be necessary at times.  Or let me say that youth movements only tend to be successful when you're dealing with teams that have really wise braintrusts, which are so few that you can like count them on one hand, and then most of those already have established rosters.  So the Rockets may be exciting to watch, but I have yet to come across anyone predicting that they'll even make the upcoming playoffs.

But another thing about these young, energetic squads is that if somehow they are able to get their shit together and overachieve, then watch out, because those wise, established rosters are usually filled with vets who may lack the energy to be chasing young dudes around for 48 minutes every night.

3.  SAN ANTONIO SPURS

It pains me that I was even tempted to put the Spurs, as in the team with the highest winning percentage in NBA history, at the top of this list.  Coming into this season, they have perhaps the most mediocre roster in the Association.  But this is the Spurs, and Gregg Popovich is still around, so you have to give them the benefit of the doubt, that they may end up with a better records than the Hornets or Rockets.  And you know, the Spurs are such a proven organization that for whatever reason they're never mentioned in tanking conversations, even though it's kinda obvious that's what they're doing.  And if Popovich is able to stick around until they get a new crop high draft picks, then it's like look out.

2.  DALLAS MAVERICKS

I'm almost tempted to say that the Mavericks took one step forward but two steps backwards in acquiring Christian Wood yet losing Jalen Brunson, but JaVale McGee ain't no slouch either.  My biggest issue with the Mavs is that Luka, as great of a player as he may be, seems sorta like a despondent superstar, i.e. one who doesn't bring out the best in his teammates and may even have the opposite effect.  But he's like the most naturally-talented basketball player in the world, so once again it is up to Cuban and them to construct a roster around him that works.  And if Doncic stays healthy, it is possible that this team will be better than last season, though it's really hard to imagine them once again making it to the WCF.

1.  MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES

The problem with the Grizzlies is that besides losing key role players in Kyle Anderson and De'Anthony Melton, it doesn't look like they got anything in return, unless Danny Green proves healthy enough to remain on the court.  So it's like Memphis didn't upgrade and may have even degraded.  The good news though is that they have the best young core in the West.  So what I'm presuming is that the braintrust is like okay, all of these guys, including Ja Morant, will be better this season than they were last, and that's what they're banking on.  Like, there's only so much talent floating around the NBA anyway.  But there's still a few quality vets in free agency, as I can really see DeMarcus Cousins as part of this roster.

CONCLUSION

The Southwest Division was one of the more intriguing last season, but it may not be that way this time around.  While other teams were out upgrading, the likes of the Hornets, Spurs, Grizzlies and Mavs were either standing pat or losing key players.  It speaks volumes to conclude that the Rockets may have had the best offseason in Southwest Division, but we have to see how things play out in Dallas especially, as now Doncic truly has the type of supporting cast that not only compliments his style but also shouldn't step on his toes too much.

Thursday, September 1, 2022

NBA Offseason Power Stinkings (Northeast Division)

The Miami Heat are the only team in the Northeast Division who are considered to be contenders, which may be true, but I'd watch out for those Hawks.  They staged one of biggest coups of the offseason in grabbing Dejounte Murray out of nowhere, like no one saw that coming.  And there is perhaps no single transaction that occurred this summer that will prove as significant.

But since this is the Power Stinkings, I'm not going to start off with the likes of the Heat or Hawks.  Instead, let's not forget that there's also teams out there such as:

1.  CHARLOTTE HORNETS

The NBA season, at a grueling 82 games, is largely a test of endurance where, along the line, teams that are weak one way or another eventually get exposed.  So at the beginning of last season, the Hornets were one of the feel-good stories of the NBA.  Like you look at LaMelo Ball and just want him to win.  But by the time all was said and done, it's like they just vanished from competititveness.

Now Miles Bridges, who is arguably their best player, like who knows when or if he'll suit up again.  Then for whatever reason, the Hornets aren't making any effort to re-sign Montrezl Harris nor chase any quality free agents.  So now, it looks like they're going to run it back with Ball + Oubre + Rozier Hayward (!) + Plumlee, which may not be the worst starting lineup in the NBA but has to be pretty darn close.

2.  ORLANDO MAGIC

Paolo Banchero may look "NBA ready" or however they call it, but I live by a pretty unwavering philosophy of never putting too much hope in a rookie during his first year, because it's very rare that a rookie has any type of major impact to begin with.  And even then, they need to drafted onto a roster that's already moderately good.

And maybe you can say the Magic are in that position.  For instance Jonathan Isaac, who awhile back was being touted as their franchise player or whatever, I guess is supposed to be playing soon.  And I'm still a Markelle Fultz fan, I suppose.  I also kinda like Mo Bamba, and this dude Franz Wagner is supposed to be hot or whatever.  Cole Anthony is also supposed to be some type of revelation, but honestly I can't remember the last time I saw the Magic play like a full game.  This is a team that could really benefit from the presence of a bonafide superstar, which maybe Banchero will be after a season or two.

3.  WASHINGTON WIZARDS

Bradley Beal is my type of NBA player.  When you're getting paid gazillions of dollars to play basketball, as taxing as the NBA may be, you don't sit around crying about rings and legacy and all that bullshit.  That is your legacy - that you're actually getting paid tens of millions of dollars to play fukin basketball.  Just ask Antoine Walker.  You know what I mean?  Like get your priorities straight already.

That said, you have to admire this guy's level of commitment, though perhaps what he's actually committed to is money, i.e. the Wizards being able to pay him more than any other team, because it's like these guys never really improve.  Well actually at this time last year, I thought that the Wiz, along with the Bulls, had the best offseason of 2021.  But what seems to have happened to Washington, even though they finally put together a good roster post-Wall, was that they lacked unity or something and got exposed as the season wore on.

And their current roster is also, in reality, moderately impressive.  Barton and Morris, I would imagine, should fit nicely next to Beal.  Also a frontline of Kuzma and Porzingis (esp if he's healthy) is nothing to sneeze at.  But speaking of legacy, let's not forget that this is the Washington Wizards, so no one should expect them to overachieve.

2.  ATLANTA HAWKS

I'm really feeling the Hawks right now for a couple of reasons.  One is that they didn't rush out and trade John Collins when he got into it with Trae Young.  This is professional athletics, so you aren't supposed to overreact everytime coworkers aren't getting along with each other, even if one of them is a franchise player.

Secondly, they went out and got Dejounte Murray, which was like some guru shit.  Their roster actually wasn't that bad last season, and his presence may end up solving most of their shortcomings.  Like no one is really talking the Hawks, but they have, when you also take age into consideration, perhaps the most well-rounded starting 5 in the NBA.  And they also now have two Holiday brothers coming off the bench.  Their one weakness though may be frontline depth, esp since both Capela and Collins are known to have injury issues.

1.  MIAMI HEAT

I'm tired of dickridin the Heat already.  These teams, like the Suns who do exceptionally well during the season but falter in the playoffs, it always hurts when I predict them to win big, but then they fall short.  Also, PJ Tucker leaving is supposed to have some type of adverse affect on them or whatever.  I personally think Tucker tends to be overrated.  But it ain't like they actually got anybody for him in return.

The Heat are one of the best-coached teams in the NBA for like ages now, but maybe they need to try something new, like maybe starting Tyler Herro alongside Duncan Robinson.  I mean, why not?  They have one of the deeper rosters in the league but obviously need to devise a new strategy to take things to the next level.  And I'm not really sure how much Kyle Lowry has left in the tank, which makes me wonder why perhaps they didn't go after an additional starting level PG this offseason.

CONCLUSION

The Heat lost a couple of role players this offseason, didn't get anybody back to match their talent level, but are still the team to beat in the Northeast.  That says alot about how wise this organization actually is.  But speaking of injury issues, that begs the question of how much they can truly rely not only on Lowry but also Butler and Adebayo this coming season.

Meanwhile, the Hawks may not be models of health themselves, but they are going to be a fun watch, even more than they've already been the past couple of years.  And the acquisition of Murray is such that the sky's really the limit for them at the moment, and they may have the best backcourt in the NBA (taking nothing away from the Splash Bros).

I feel sorry for the Hornets in more ways than one.  Who knows if they would have made the effort to retain Bridges anyway, but damn, is he catching a bad one.

And as for the Magic and Wizards, I mean the East ain't as formidable as it may seem at times.  And maybe, just maybe they'll make the playoffs.