It’s pretty amazing that Lebron “Rushmore” James is still demanding this much attention as a free agent.
I’ve been advocating the idea of him going to the Pistons. Yes, there are a lot of teams out there that
could use LBJ. When I made that
suggestion for instance, that was before the
Sixers acquired Brown.
Still, I can totally see Lebron helping the Detroit win
a championship, because more than anything last postseason they needed another
superstar scorer. More than on any other
true ‘contender’ in this conversation, King James’s defensive deficiencies
would have been mitigated in the Motor City, you know, before they lost Stewart
That’s why it’s kinda hard for me to envision him on the Nuggets or Timberwolves. If this was
prime, still-interested-in-playing-defense Lebron, him + Jokic would definitely win a championship. And I guess with Watson around and moving James to the 3, it might work. But then, what’s going to happen to Cam Johnson? And you have to presume that Christian Braun isn’t particularly
exuberant about sticking around.
You helped dudes win a championship, but now they’re more interested in
signing a former rival.
With the T-Wolves, taking nothing away from Gobert + McDaniels, but the defensive
burden, as a starting 4, would be too much.
Remember that the Spurs and Thunder are still out there. You wouldn’t want, for instance, “the
Highlander” being stuck in a situation where he has to defend Wemby during a history-defining
possession.
LEBRON A SIXER?
That’s one of the reasons why, out of the teams he
suggested, the Sixers may make the most sense, because he’ll not only be in the
East but playing alongside Jaylen Brown. It remains to be concluded, but Brown may be
one of those Kawhi types who can
elevate an entire team’s defense. Lebron
+ Embiid being tasked with defending
the box isn’t ideal and may not happen consistently anyway given Joel’s
health. But I think inspiration + talent
can carry this squad through. The Sixers
haven’t won anything of late but still are one of the most respected franchises
in the league.
It isn’t only about if James can still play at a high
level. It’s about, at his age and with
his résumé, what would inspire him to play defense every time he’s on the
court?
Son is in his 40s. He
can just forget shit for a couple seconds like ‘oh shit Lebron, dude just ran
right by you’. So you don’t want to put
him on a team where he might get bored halfway through the season.
You wouldn’t want to put him on a squad, like the two
aforementioned, where there’s a possibility that they could still be
mediocre. You know what I’m saying? He’s going to take a below-average
contract. So you don’t want December
rolling around and dude is like ‘man, I’m not getting paid anyway, so fuck it’.
SHOUTOUT TO DAVION MITCHELL
I also like the Heat,
and this is something I would really like to point out in this post. Notice when Lebron, via Rich Paul, was giving a shoutout to Miami’s roster, the first player
he mentioned wasn’t Bam or Giannis but Davion Mitchell. That, my
friend, is inspiration.
Also, even more than the Pistons were last season, we have
to now presume that Miami is a defensive juggernaut in the post. Andrew
Wiggins is another above-average defensive player I think. The way dudes’ G core got gutted these past
couple of seasons isn’t ideal. But defensively,
remember that Bam and Giannis can also play the perimeter.
A NAKED FACE
The reason I don’t think a reunion with the Cavs would work comes down to two words - the Beard. There’s no reason
to have both Lebron and Harden on the same squad, because both are (divas and)
best on the ball. It also kinda puzzles
me sometimes how the Beard is still demanding near-max money, while Westrbook and CP3 can’t even get a contract.
I’m thinking maybe it’s because of his passing ability(?).
On paper, Lebron (and Bronny)
back in Cleveland would work, but they would have to shave the Beard. And I don’t even mean forcing him to play the
2 or come off the bench or anything like that - I mean not even like having dude on the roster,
because it’ll just be a distraction.
Lebron could help mitigate the fact that even though
Cleveland has twin towers, they’re not necessarily a team that’s known for its
ability to dominate the post offensively.
Allen is a defensive player,
and Mobley plays more like a 3. And you know, I’m tired of Evan bashing already. Maybe that’s what he actually needs, unc.
It’s kinda strange how the Cavs have never just entrusted Spider with the point. But that being said, having Lebron by his side
makes more sense than Harden, even if they did make (and got embarrassed in)
the Conference Finals.
OLD BUT SPRY
One of the reasons GM Lebron hasn’t been as successful in
recent years is due to embracing these sorta nostalgic, dream team movements instead
of thinking more logically. He and D-Wade won Olympic gold in 2012,
immediately became NBA teammates and proceeded to win a couple of
championships. Well, they were both in
their prime then.
Lebron and Carmelo
have won a number of golds together, but by the time they teamed up stateside,
both were in like twilight years type shit, besides having another relative
agemate, Russell Westbrook,
around. That didn’t work at all.
Lebron recently won a highly-competitive gold medal
alongside Curry. Despite being surrounded by a bunch of younger
players, it took Rushmore’s heroics - besides Steph’s magic - to emerge
victorious. So the first thing we as NBA
fans were thinking is like ‘wow, what if they played on same the team?’ And yeah, I believe Lebron thinks like that
also, like he doesn’t have common sense sometimes. But the moment has passed.
The Warriors are
the quintessential example of why you can’t embrace the geriatric movement in
the modern NBA. Or let me say that if
they’re insisting on staying old, then they shoulda just kept Klay around (instead of doing him dirty).
Jimmy Butler isn’t
the problem per se but more like the scapegoat.
Some of these dudes, when they get hurt like that, you sometimes kinda
wonder like why don’t you just retire
already? You know, you’re a sportsman,
and you have to think about how your ridiculously-large contract is going to
affect the team if you can’t play. Meanwhile, you’re a journeyman type shit. You know what I’m saying? Once it becomes like every time you’re watching
a dude you’re afraid he’s gonna get hurt, like Paul George or some shit, then maybe it’s just time to retire or at
least take a pay cut. Having Lebron in
town isn’t such a bad idea if Butler were replaced by a younger star. And as for Kristaps, don’t even get me started.
CONCLUSION
Nothing is written in stone, and Philly has taken some (non-Brown related) losses this offseason, losing Grimes and Oubre. But out of every squad on Rich Paul’s list, they seem the most logical as they currently stand, if LBJ wants to win an instant championship. They’re still not a perfect match though, and that shows how much James's expectations may be unrealistic, at least in a single season. You don’t want to put him in a situation where your team’s fate is up to his defense - unless he’s really, really inspired - night after night.