Shoutout to Kyle Lowry

I first became aware of Kyle Lowry circa 2010, back when I was playing fantasy basketball.  During that era, I wasn't watching games or highlights, and I also wasn't reading the news regularly.  I was only focused on stats, and that's when I definitively became an NBA guru.

This was when Lowry was on the Rockets, and I'm looking at dude's stats like 'wow, I never heard of him before, but he's really good, like allstar-ish'.

The way I remember it - I don't know if this is actually accurate or not.  But the way I remember it, he was totally under the radar and underrated, sorta like Brunson was a couple of seasons ago.  So Houston didn't really try to keep him, and he ended up on the Raptors, on that team alongside DeMar DeRozan that was really, really good but could never get pass Lebron.  I predicted to myself, based on stats without even knowing how dude looked, that he was an allstar on the low, that all he needed was the right opportunity.  And that prediction became true in Toronto.

WHAT'S ALL THE CONFUSION FOR?

This story that he's about to retire, I first came across it a couple of weeks ago, via Yahoo!Sports.  Concurrently, there was another headline indicating that Kyle didn't actually announce his retirement, and that it was like fake news.

Well apparently, now that NBC is reporting it also, it wasn't false after all.  And concerning all this confusion, what I'm imagining is that maybe Lowry didn't want to retire, but, you know, better to just call it quits than end up an unsigned free agent after a storied career.  And if that's true, I'm kinda wondering why Toronto couldn't just give him a vet min, 13th-man-on-the-bench kinda contract.  I'm imagining that he can still go out there and produce on a high level (offensively) for like three or four minutes a night, like he was recently doing with the Sixers.

FORGET THE GRAVY

Kyle is also, by the looks of things, like the fattest guy in the NBA.  I don't know if that's actually fat under there, but he's really stocky for a professional basketball player.  Those kind of short, heavy PGs don't usually last long, thus indicating how strong he actually is.  But I'm sure I even said in this blog a couple of years ago, when he was with the Heat, that dude needed to drop some weight.

Maybe, if Kyle were a bit thinner, he'd be of more value, even this late in the game(?).  But at the same time, damn, 20 whole years - for a PG at that?  I criticize the Lebron Era a lot, for turning superstars into divas and making the All-Star Game suck.  But apparently, one positive is dudes now starting to push for 20-year careers standard.

It would've been kinda cool to see him back in a Raptors' uniform, even if only symbolically, i.e. as a 'locker room presence', now that Kawhi has also returned.  So, let's say there's like a ghost living in the locker room.  Would he also classify as a 'locker room presence'?

Concerning that championship that Kyle won against the Warriors, I don't remember much about that postseason but do recall that Leonard was the star of the team, but still, Lowry played a pivotal (and starting) role.  In memorializing him upon his retirement, the organization pointed out that he helped bring Toronto (and Canada) its first NBA championship, which is very much true.

CONCLUSION

I guess the moral of the story, all things considered, is that if you do want to pull a Lebron out this piece, you know, playing for 20+ years, then you should watch your weight also.  It's amusing to occasionally see a nigga looking poké, but at the same time, you know what I'm saying?

Either way, shoutout to Kyle Lowry.  Vinsanity was the first superstar to grace Canada, but Lowry was like the second-ish and furthermore, instrumental in bringing a ring up there.  But yeah, retire my nigga, and hey, extra gravy from here on in.  If someone made you retire, they're probably doing you a favor on the low.  You don't want to be out chasing around these new, young whippersnappers.  

2023 NBA Play-In Predictions (Round 2)

So far, I'm shooting 50% as far as 2023 Play-In predictions are concerned.  I did foretell that Lebron James and the Lakers, i.e. the NBA's leading man and most-profitable franchise, were going to beat the depleted Timberwolves, which they did (just barely).  And as for the Thunder vs. Pelicans, that was anyone's game, though now I have to admit that Zion Williamson, if he had decided to play, would have probably made a difference.

I also rightfully predicted that the Bulls would best the Raptors.  But what I got wrong with the Hawks vs. Heat is overestimating just how thin Miami's depth actually is.  Like, where's Duncan Robinson?  And why didn't they start Kyle Lowry?  And as for Kevin Love, he was basically a no-show.

BULLS VS. HEAT

And speaking of Miami, I think the Bulls once again have the advantage, even if they're not playing at home.  The Heat's starting lineup against the Hawks the other day consisted of two guys, Gabe Vincent and Max Strus, who I never even heard of like that.  Maybe this time around they'll start Lowry, who scored a game high 33 points against Atlanta, even though he was -12.  I mean, why not?  I don't remember the Heat, since they first came into the NBA, ever being garbage.  But now, the championship window they enjoyed for the last few seasons has passed.  And the Bulls, even though they also disappointed this year, look hungrier.

THUNDER VS. TIMBERWOLVES

Even if the T-wolves fail to make the playoffs, I would still argue that they're one of the better teams in the NBA.  Now that Rudy Gobert is back, logic would dictate that they should be able to handle OKC.  Either way, I believe that both of these teams can give Denver a run for their money.  But if it is the Timberwolves, as I'm predicting, fair and square I wouldn't be overly surprised, even if a couple of key bench players aren't around, if they could beat the Nuggets in a seven-game series.

CONCLUSION

OKC is a young, developing team who I believe is next-up after the Grizzlies.  But I doubt if they can beat the Thunder if Gobert, the type of inside defensive presence that the Pelicans lack, is playing.  Hell, I don't even think the Lakers would have gotten past them if Rudy was around.  But that said, I'm definitely looking forward to the presence of Chet Holmgren next season, maybe.

As for the Heat, I believe they matchup better with the Bulls, i.e. a team who is more in their age range than the Hawks.  But it's like, I don't even want to see Miami make the playoffs, because they're slow and generally unexciting.  Traditionally speaking slower, more-steady teams are more-formidable.  But the NBA has changed a lot in the last few years, and these days that strategy isn't as effective.

NBA Offseason Power Stinkings (Northeast Division)

The Miami Heat are the only team in the Northeast Division who are considered to be contenders, which may be true, but I'd watch out for those Hawks.  They staged one of biggest coups of the offseason in grabbing Dejounte Murray out of nowhere, like no one saw that coming.  And there is perhaps no single transaction that occurred this summer that will prove as significant.

But since this is the Power Stinkings, I'm not going to start off with the likes of the Heat or Hawks.  Instead, let's not forget that there's also teams out there such as:

1.  CHARLOTTE HORNETS

The NBA season, at a grueling 82 games, is largely a test of endurance where, along the line, teams that are weak one way or another eventually get exposed.  So at the beginning of last season, the Hornets were one of the feel-good stories of the NBA.  Like you look at LaMelo Ball and just want him to win.  But by the time all was said and done, it's like they just vanished from competititveness.

Now Miles Bridges, who is arguably their best player, like who knows when or if he'll suit up again.  Then for whatever reason, the Hornets aren't making any effort to re-sign Montrezl Harris nor chase any quality free agents.  So now, it looks like they're going to run it back with Ball + Oubre + Rozier Hayward (!) + Plumlee, which may not be the worst starting lineup in the NBA but has to be pretty darn close.

2.  ORLANDO MAGIC

Paolo Banchero may look "NBA ready" or however they call it, but I live by a pretty unwavering philosophy of never putting too much hope in a rookie during his first year, because it's very rare that a rookie has any type of major impact to begin with.  And even then, they need to drafted onto a roster that's already moderately good.

And maybe you can say the Magic are in that position.  For instance Jonathan Isaac, who awhile back was being touted as their franchise player or whatever, I guess is supposed to be playing soon.  And I'm still a Markelle Fultz fan, I suppose.  I also kinda like Mo Bamba, and this dude Franz Wagner is supposed to be hot or whatever.  Cole Anthony is also supposed to be some type of revelation, but honestly I can't remember the last time I saw the Magic play like a full game.  This is a team that could really benefit from the presence of a bonafide superstar, which maybe Banchero will be after a season or two.

3.  WASHINGTON WIZARDS

Bradley Beal is my type of NBA player.  When you're getting paid gazillions of dollars to play basketball, as taxing as the NBA may be, you don't sit around crying about rings and legacy and all that bullshit.  That is your legacy - that you're actually getting paid tens of millions of dollars to play fukin basketball.  Just ask Antoine Walker.  You know what I mean?  Like get your priorities straight already.

That said, you have to admire this guy's level of commitment, though perhaps what he's actually committed to is money, i.e. the Wizards being able to pay him more than any other team, because it's like these guys never really improve.  Well actually at this time last year, I thought that the Wiz, along with the Bulls, had the best offseason of 2021.  But what seems to have happened to Washington, even though they finally put together a good roster post-Wall, was that they lacked unity or something and got exposed as the season wore on.

And their current roster is also, in reality, moderately impressive.  Barton and Morris, I would imagine, should fit nicely next to Beal.  Also a frontline of Kuzma and Porzingis (esp if he's healthy) is nothing to sneeze at.  But speaking of legacy, let's not forget that this is the Washington Wizards, so no one should expect them to overachieve.

2.  ATLANTA HAWKS

I'm really feeling the Hawks right now for a couple of reasons.  One is that they didn't rush out and trade John Collins when he got into it with Trae Young.  This is professional athletics, so you aren't supposed to overreact everytime coworkers aren't getting along with each other, even if one of them is a franchise player.

Secondly, they went out and got Dejounte Murray, which was like some guru shit.  Their roster actually wasn't that bad last season, and his presence may end up solving most of their shortcomings.  Like no one is really talking the Hawks, but they have, when you also take age into consideration, perhaps the most well-rounded starting 5 in the NBA.  And they also now have two Holiday brothers coming off the bench.  Their one weakness though may be frontline depth, esp since both Capela and Collins are known to have injury issues.

1.  MIAMI HEAT

I'm tired of dickridin the Heat already.  These teams, like the Suns who do exceptionally well during the season but falter in the playoffs, it always hurts when I predict them to win big, but then they fall short.  Also, PJ Tucker leaving is supposed to have some type of adverse affect on them or whatever.  I personally think Tucker tends to be overrated.  But it ain't like they actually got anybody for him in return.

The Heat are one of the best-coached teams in the NBA for like ages now, but maybe they need to try something new, like maybe starting Tyler Herro alongside Duncan Robinson.  I mean, why not?  They have one of the deeper rosters in the league but obviously need to devise a new strategy to take things to the next level.  And I'm not really sure how much Kyle Lowry has left in the tank, which makes me wonder why perhaps they didn't go after an additional starting level PG this offseason.

CONCLUSION

The Heat lost a couple of role players this offseason, didn't get anybody back to match their talent level, but are still the team to beat in the Northeast.  That says alot about how wise this organization actually is.  But speaking of injury issues, that begs the question of how much they can truly rely not only on Lowry but also Butler and Adebayo this coming season.

Meanwhile, the Hawks may not be models of health themselves, but they are going to be a fun watch, even more than they've already been the past couple of years.  And the acquisition of Murray is such that the sky's really the limit for them at the moment, and they may have the best backcourt in the NBA (taking nothing away from the Splash Bros).

I feel sorry for the Hornets in more ways than one.  Who knows if they would have made the effort to retain Bridges anyway, but damn, is he catching a bad one.

And as for the Magic and Wizards, I mean the East ain't as formidable as it may seem at times.  And maybe, just maybe they'll make the playoffs.

NBA Minute 190420: The Next Jordan/Pippen

SHOUTOUT TO KAWHI AND PASCAL

The closest I've seen to the next Jordan/Pippen would be Kawhi/Pascal.  And I'm not even going to try to say which one is Jordan and which one is Pippen.

The question now is do they themselves believe in a dynasty?  And then it's like Toronto has to do whatever it has to do to retain Leonard, even if it's Mr. T-ing a nigga's cheeseburgers.  Kawhi is the most-effective player defensively in the entire NBA against Golden State.  And then of course you have to make sure you have the best type of roster to capitalize on that type of dual-talent, if they don't already.  Kyle Lowry, as great as he is, is only the third or fourth-best player on this team right now.

SHOUTOUT THE BROOKLYN

The Sixers turned it up a level and started busting Brooklyn's ass.  Maybe Philly really is a superteam when they're most-renowned player is sidelined, and they still perform like this.  I think Brooklyn's biggest problem is lack of depth in the middle, because at the end of the day there are more average-sized niggas that are good at basketball than giants.

SHOUTOUT TO PATRICK BEVERLY

Reportedly the Warriors petitioned the NBA to do something about Patrick Beverly's defense after losing Game 2 to the Clippers.  Their response was apparently calling more fouls on him, which got him into foul trouble in Game 3 versus the Warriors, which Golden State won.  He was assigned to Kevin Durant, who went on to be the star of game.  But the NBA never officially chastised Beverly's defense.  So that begs the question that if they actually do let Patrick play his game, can the Clippers win the series?