The first time I came across the Ime Udoka situation was of course through NBC Sports, and the headline wasn't like 'Celtics coach caught screwing an underling'. Rather from the onset, at least as I remember, it was being reported that he was facing a very stiff (pun intended) penalty as a result, one that could be as severe as an entire season's suspension(!), which is like unlike heard of in the NBA, unless you get caught sniffing coke or some shit. And this is while Robert Sarver was also going through all types of front office hell. So I'm sitting there thinking to myself like 'damn, that's pretty extreme just for bonking someone who's an organizational underling'.
Obviously the Celtics have their bylaws or whatever, and if being unable to jump a subordinate or coworker is amongst them and you sign the contract, then so be it. Such rules are usually reserved, I would think, for the likes of educational or maybe religious institutions. But then again, you know what I'm saying? You wouldn't want employees to be banging one another. I mean, talk about distractions. And beyond that, don't forget that this is the NBA, a sports' organization whose governing body you would think at times was conceived by George Orwell himself.
But still, everyone knows that penalizing a head coach for an entire season for sleeping with a consenting, adult female is heavy-handed,. So the way the media has been spinning it is that Udoka harassed her or some shit. Or as they put it, he made "unwanted comments", you know, not like actual stalking type shit.
But what all of that sprang from, based on what the underground news network is reporting, is this woman not wanting to fuck with Udoka anymore. So your boy was like, 'you don't want me? I'm Ime; I'm the hotness' and then proceeded to slap his own ass, you know, while wearing a tight pair of black jeans. So Udoka dumbin out like that makes the Celtics' decision more justifiable, to some extent.
That underground news network would be MediaTakeOut. And you want further proof that the world we live in is going to shit? What they're reporting is that the lady he was sleeping with is married. And what's especially fucked up about that is, if true, the mainstream news is totally ignoring that most important fact. Or in other words, in their eyes breaking a company bylaw or publicly badmouthing a lady you slept with is an even bigger crime than sleeping with someone else's wife.
Meanwhile, the Celtics are perhaps the most traditional organization in the NBA. So if they don't want co-workers sleeping with each other, then they damn sure - once again if true - wouldn't want one sleeping with another who's married, and afterwards getting whipped and making a fool of himself. And if all of this is indeed true, the Celtics may never officially reveal it and consequently, neither the mainstream media. But still, Ime would have to go, like for good. And anyway, suspending a head coach for an entire season is more or less a career death sentence anyway. But he's also supposed to be considering resigning, and even if he doesn't, I predict that Boston is going to cut ties with him sooner than later, unless they're told specifically not to. Or as we say here at NBA Inception, it's never good when like a professional athlete's name is in the news more about what he does off the court than on it.
CONCLUSION
So as it currently stands, the early favorite to win the 2023 NBA Inception "Udoka?" Award has to be Lamar Odom.
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